If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
I'm wearing a suit and have no chance of getting laid or robing a casino. I consider this opportunity a failure
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
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