he wasnt into me til he saw how good i was at ms pacman. wtf why does this always happen? when she kisses pacman it was a little awkward, so i made my move. i went for more than one kind of banana last night!
What would Jesus do? ... Jesus would slap a ho.
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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