Was i wearing a white blazer when you superpoke danced me??
Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
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just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
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i like how i just referred to his pregnant wife as the "other" melissa and you didn't even judge me.
I passed out in the stadium during the 4th quarter and you guys just left me there?
Yea, but we put money for a cab in your pocket.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
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It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
Everclear isn't food dammit
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