Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
Since when do you wear a bracelet?
Not a bracelet. Half a pair of handcuffs
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Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
She just hopped out of the car at a red light to pet the baby Jesus in the nativity scene.
Not worth it.
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Bad breakup?
He posted a pic of me fully naked and smiling as he inserted a carrot into my vagina as my FB profile pic and then changed the PW, locking me out of my own account. So 500 of my closest friends, family, and coworkers now have that mental image of me on FB.
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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