I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
I just passed one of the bars and saw my mom kissing another woman. This can't be good....right?
Knowing your life, probably not.
Just saw a guy at the gas station legitimately dressed in exactly what my costume was last night. Fuck his life.
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
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A freshman just referred to Home Improvement as 'tim the tool man show'. People born after 1990 are not people.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
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I went to work hungover and threw up in the break room. Told them I was pregnant and then said I quit. I don't have a job now, thanks vodka.
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
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