well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
No, no, no. Fuck you. I took a glass blowing class solely to learn how to make that bong. You shattered it and my dreams in a matter of five seconds.
Just realized how many men I've had sex with for the first time in St. Patty's Day past. Currently sending "HAPPY SEXIVERSARY" texts...
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
How did your walk of shame include a trip to Walmart and how did you bump into the cop that arrested you last night there?
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