Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
Probably should plan this out. Step one: grow stache. Two: get trenchcoat. Three: Kidnap Selena Gomez.
I had better be fucking involved with step four.
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
Oh my fucking god!! There is a barefoot white guy with a fucking ninja sword in the middle of the street next to the pride gas station swinging his sword at peoples cars!! He almost got me. 3 people swerved off the road and stopped. I told a cop.
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