I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
Randomize
