careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
she told me i tasted like america
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
Three questions... How drunk were you? How long until we can make fun of you for this? Do you even really need a spleen?
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
I left after he drunkenly went into the kitchen and started to make eggs with a shitload of garlic. First time I'd ever had a makeout session interrupted by eggs.
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
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