Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
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well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
New policy: when a woman uses the word blowjob in a sentence within 5 minutes of meeting her, you buy her a drink.
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
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I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
Pro: 2020 made it easier to hook up with strippers
Con: explaining to Kari why there’s always strippers at our house
Pro: there’s always strippers at our house
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