Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
I don't think the TSA agent thought getting iced while searching my bag was as funny as I did.
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
I had a dream about a turtle sitting on top of a horse skull. I'm certain its a symbol for my dead sex life. Trust me.
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
Nothing screams "crazy cat lady" like a nursery in your house when you're over 30, single and have no kids.
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