but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
Ummm so I just found the baby pumpkin that was on my porch last night in Village Pizza this morning on their counter. The cashier said some drunk girl came in and told him it was a present.
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
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