i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
I tried carrying you from the bathroom to your bed and you begged me to bring the toilet too
Well I knew we were drunk when I told you it was a good idea to shit in the ocean
I left myself a trail of jello shots, that ended at his door. OR maybe he left me a trail of jello shots at his door. DO I GO IN!?
Also, you tried to make me learn all of the presidents, in order, with a picture book as an aid. At 4 am. What the fuck?
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
My shoe was in my mailbox this morning. I can't stay sober today.
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
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