worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
I just figured out, there are 9 children in this world that I can look at in the face and say "I fucked your mom."
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
I'm having a staring contest with a raccoon.
Where the hell are you
He's winning.
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
He's a Shit stain on my heart
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
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