but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
you hid your keys in a box of lucky charms because drunk you was apparently going to eat them for breakfast...
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
Don't worry I'm alive. The apt is all locked up so I'm sleeping on the patio. The frozen pizza I got might be toast unless someone lets me in soon. If not its all good I'll be here snoring on the patio
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
Looked for my lighter in the console and found more tampons. Seriously. You're like a squirrel prepping for a hard winter. A menstruating squirrel.
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
If you think eating a bowl of leftover stuffing and drinking champagne from the bottle in dirty sweats at 9am is sexy... Then yeah, I'm your girl.
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
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