You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
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Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
As part of the off-hours team building exercises, I had my new coworkers figure out to push me back to the hotel from the nearby bars in a shopping cart every night for a week.
If you already knew specifically that I was smoking a bowl in my remodeled bathroom AND THEN still wanted to initiate sexting, please proceed to the altar and marry me this instant.
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Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
I wonder how many people saw me whip my junk out and bang it on the light post in front of holabird bar and liquors last night. I'm about tired of having to do that.
Nobody saw you except the people in the bar, because you weren't outside. You were inside, and you were smacking it on the mens bathroom door handle
I really hate whoever invented fireball.
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
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