She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
I left a cheeto on everyone's car trailing to the house i'm at, hanzel and gretel style.
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
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I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
I'm basically just sitting in the porta poTty finishing my bottle of champagne bc I am too lazy to carry it back to the tailgate
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
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Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
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