Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I knocked on some strangers door, you didn't have to give me a fake hotel room number
Old men and throwing up are my life now.
I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
Do your friends by chance have our inflatable deer head?
Nevermind, it's in the dryer.
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
I finally realized he drank way too much when he tried serenading me to the song "come my lady" while slowly and creepily making his way toward me...keeping constant eye contact.
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