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i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
it was like having sex with a tree stump
He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
I made a wizard staff out of Keystone light... I am therefore the smoothest wizard in all of our university's history.
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
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