She kept saying "I didn't do it" but she was so drunk she forgot her pee was orange from her UTI medicine.
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
I am a mess. Weirdest thing: I woke up with a hammer under my pillow. No idea why.
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it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
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After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
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