i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
You kept apologizing for not offering me some of your Whisky, which you referred to as "Jesus Nectar".
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
He literally said, while inside me, "I would smack your ass but I don't want to wake my mom up". Amazing.
All I remember is talking the cops into calling us a cab instead of giving us PIs while trying to wake up your passed-out-on-a-bench ass.
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
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