you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
Do you think there is vodka in heaven?
you let me eat a milky way from your vagina. G is not lettin you hang out for eternity
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
i was like hansel and gretel. i puked a trail from mcdonalds to our place so i could find my way back in the morning
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
His hands were made for my vagina.
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
You probably don't remember. You were drunk and getting your tits drummed on like haitian bongos in a voodoo ritual.
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
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