And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
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I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
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this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
there's a bowling ball in the dishwasher and a dog bone in the freezer
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