I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
I think I have swimmer's ear. From his tongue.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
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