Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
Dude...that line about her giving me a blowjob to get rid of her hangover actually got rid of her hangover. Spread the word.
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
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