i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
Apparently, I kept going on about how i'm going to name my first born Ramen. I think this is a good parenting move.
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
I just used a gift card from my in-laws to buy their daughter a vibrator. What even are morals?
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
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