he wasnt into me til he saw how good i was at ms pacman. wtf why does this always happen? when she kisses pacman it was a little awkward, so i made my move. i went for more than one kind of banana last night!
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
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Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
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Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
You yelled at me about a fork.
You probably deserved it, I'm very territorial about my cutlery.
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
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