A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
Don't forget the part about the bar bathroom stumbles.
Oh damn, you're right. I have to include that. You turned off all the lights with your head. That was impressive.
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
I fucked her on her ex's Yankee sheets while she was wearing an Ortiz jersey...of course she gets to meet my mother
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
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