If I could have all the money back from the pregnancy test i've bought- I could buy myself a vacation.
Or a large amount of condoms?!?
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
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We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
Fuck your 100 proof Hot Damn. Do you know what 100 proof vomit tastes like? Anger.
I need moral support for this bender
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
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He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
I haven't had a normal poop since halloween, we are not mixing vodka and tequila ever again
RESPECT THE VODQUILA
i've created a new STD.
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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