hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
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im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
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he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
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