I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Puked on a Tom Jones impersonator on the strip
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
You're the only true friend I have, if true friendship is based off who would be there for me at 4am during a boxed wine crisis.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
It makes showers more interesting trying to drink a gin and tonic and keep soap out of my eyes at the same time.
You need to calm down.
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
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