How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
My grandma put hard boiled eggs on her lasagna. I'm not high enough for this.
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
Every time I drink before 5 somebody's pet dies
Stop drinking before 5
Easier said than done
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
Sooooooo Your wife and your girlfriend are making cat noises at one another via text
Changed all my ex bf's names to "no" in my phone so the next time I try to drunk text one of them it'll basically be like Russian roulette
She slapped a big dramatic bandage on my arm and people started buying me drinks...I plan on wearing a full body cast tomorrow night.
Randomize
