I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
after you threw up, you tried to prove you were sober by reading the ingredients off the shampoo bottles
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All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
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DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
Block me from your phone tonight…I need to get laid tonight. But you've been being a douchebag. So not by you. But I might call you. So block me.
WHY WOULD I COCK BLOCK MYSELF???
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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