sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
I just queefed in yoga class and now the old man next to me is smiling at me.
She left me with blue balls so I jerked off on her french toast in the morning.
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
I'm crying at a bar by myself drinking a pear martini drawing things dicks are scared of. How was your day?
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
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