i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
he actually said the words "do you want to pet the lizard?" with a straight face as he unzipped his pants
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
Randomize
