it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
It's like Facebook knows when I'm about to masturbate and tells me to reconnect with exes.
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
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Well my door is unlocked for you, I'll be in the bathtub drinking a pre-mixed bottle of margarita until I forget the degree to which my life sucks.
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
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The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
My new roommate just announced that she got her period, popped a percoset, smoked a bowl, and started playing a video game. She says she's not moving till it's over. New hero?
So tomorrow I have my performance review with my boss who I banged. When I go in should I ask if this review will be rating my sex or work performance?
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
I woke up this morning with 3 phone numbers, a red Chinese New Year envelope with cash in it, and a winning scratcher all stuffed in my bra. I'd say it was a pretty successful Thursday night.
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
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