When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
my mouth smells like i just ate out a crab.
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
After you vomited on the patrol car, you thanked the officer for helping you up off the ground. I don't think you realized you were being arrested.
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
We're like adult pinky and the brain when they decided that taking over the world is unrealistic so they aim lower by trying to get drunk every day.
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
Don't mention it
Just endorse me for cunnilingus on LinkedIn
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
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