I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
So I've discovered that being hungover at 25 feels the same as being hungover at 24. Happy Birthday to me.
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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