who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
I fill condoms, not promises.
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
How does one acquire holy water?
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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