Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
Apparently tackling a bar stool and crashing to the floor while yelling for 6 shots of whiskey won't get you thrown out on St Pattys Day.
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I need a horse. I don't think you can get a DUI on a living creature.
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
You might not want to come home tonight. Mom just found your vibrator and now she won't stop sobbing and holding a framed picture of you as a little kid.
Good morning! Just thought I'd give you my yearly reminder that we lost our virginities 7 years ago, yesterday.
That's the best creepy text ever.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
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I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
I just spent so much time grooming my landing strip and like, sex isn't even on the agenda tonight.
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
He said his parents were apparently coming over to surprise him with breakfast and I’ve never gotten dressed and run out of the door that quickly. I have commitment issues.
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
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