She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
Worst walk of shame everrr. Hopefully the thought of me walking 20 minutes in the freezing cold with someone else's sweatpants, a bra on & high heels will cheer you up today.
Oh god there are people jogging. Fuck off productive people, you don't know me.
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
If you don't get head tonight I will castrate you
Seriously. Castrate.
Yeah I went home with her... She had me take off everything but my shirt and from across the room goes, "Now dance. Just dance that dick over here"
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
so I'm walking to my last final while opening my giant red bull and i look over to my right and the guy beside me had one too and was looking back at me. without missing a beat he pulls out a bottle of jager, pours half in mine, half in his and goes "cheers"....i'm not even mad i probably failed my final
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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