The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
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just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
Two options. One, you listen while I freak out. Two, we have mediocre to awesome car sex and don't talk. Either way, I'll be there by 7
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
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went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
Why did my mother make you get naked?
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