U dropped me off n it hit me, i made it inside for exactly shit thirty on the nose, another minute n i would of had brown trowsers
You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
Couch. On fire.
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
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