Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
Just got kicked in the balls by a girl in tap shoes. Fuck EVERYTHING
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
They ran out of vodka so we started doing Body Doritos.
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
I swear to god there was like a 2-second timespan in which he went from laughing to coughing, hiccuping, and subsequently projectile vomiting into the grass. There is literally a line in the grass, about 2 yards long, of his puke. It was more impressive than disgusting to be honest. And then he just shrugged and said "I have no idea where that came from."
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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