redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
I tried to tell him I love him but it came out something like "We're both fucked up and it works."
Did you ever stop and think that god invented whiskey dick specifically for me
Apologies for hacking your facebook and posting that picture of you passed out hooked up to the IV...but we were sat with you on the ER floor for 3 hours, it got boring
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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