3:26am: come over
you purposely dodge me and you could have stopped me from leaving, you know how far i live. YOU come over
4:11am: mnlodp
dude I don't understand hebrew and I'm not coming over
why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
She just texted me saying, "I wish you were a better person so I could fuck you without regrets"
just accidentally masturbated with tiger balm. best. accident. ever.
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my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
I just want to let you know it was a unanimous decision that we would eat you first if we ever turned into cannibals, we figured with all the bacon you eat you may taste like it. It's a chance we are willing to take with your life...don't forget that we love you
This is the minute she broke up with me. If you're receiving this mass text, you are one for the girls who made me promise to text you at this point.
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
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Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
How the hell does my fucking boss know about the goddamned magician I fucked?!?
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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