No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
I just realized that my phone was set to Brazilian time...what the fuck happened last night
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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