Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
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There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
I found three vicadin and a pint of fireball with the note. In case of emergency drink me under their sink.
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You threw your body across the gross couple hooking up on the couch and demanded they scratch your back. I love you drunk on peach schnapps
He? As in you personified your dick?
First Peyton Manning retires, and now the most interesting man in the world is retiring for Dos Equis. This is the worst week of my fucking life.
I just bought a handle of tequila and a breakfast burrito. I might be out of money for the weekend, but at least I have the necessities covered.
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
So many questions
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
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