Don't you send me to vm
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
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