dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
I was to drunk to drive all the way up there, so we just had rough phone sex instead
I made a vision board specifically for the purpose of boning john mayer.
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
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