I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
i no longer even have beer goggles. i'm pretty sure i blacked out and had beer lasik.
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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