How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
I just set a weed brownie on fire in the microwave.
Successful day.
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
I don't know what to be prouder of: the fact that last night i was able to successfully find my way home from evanston with 3-d glasses on, or that i was able to make my way around my house in the dark with my pants around my ankles
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
there is vomit in the pocket of my dress coat. i remember thinking "this is a weird place to puke" at some point in the evening, but i dont understand how i did this.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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