There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
I think I told some stripper my friend owned Groupon Last night
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
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