I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
... oops
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
Dude so last night I was eating out my gf and her kitten climbed onto my back and fell asleep. AND SHE DIDN'T NOTICE FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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