it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
My underwear smells like fireworks.
I'm buying a pregnancy test with my lunch money. Classy.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
He bought me flowers. The card with it said: Sorry I cant get you off. I will try harder.
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
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