he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
Just puked in the monkey exhibit at the zoo. They ate it. I don't want a pet monkey anymore.
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
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I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
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well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
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