I thought spray tan was a myth
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You know, something that only happens in Jersey
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
Randomize
