guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
I don't think brook has ever known best
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
I was wasted and lost so I called the cops and asked for directions. It seemed logical at the time
fuck your aforementioned shoe
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
He wanted a handjob during a John Wayne movie. I just couldn't find it in my heart to disrespect that man. John Wayne that is.
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
in a last ditch attempt to make life awkward after i die today i want to be buried naked and have an open casket funeral.
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
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