a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
Excuse me? I'm weird? You're the one sticking your penis into a pringles can.
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
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